Rudy Giuliani is melting before our eyes
– During Rudy Giuliani’s ill fated press conference today, he began sweating so profusely that his hair dye product ran all the way down his face and onto his neck. We’ve reached the point in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the bad guys’ faces are melting off.
– Rudy’s chin was also covered in drool as he incoherently babbled. If he were your aging relative, you’d be talking about trying to get him professional help. For those wondering, if Rudy is trying to establish a mental incompetence defense for the criminal charges he’s going to end up facing, he would need to prove that he was mentally incompetent at the time he was committing the crimes, and not just mentally incompetent at present. He’d have a difficult time making that argument to a judge. Then again, Rudy is having a difficult time making any argument to a judge right now.
– At one point Rudy favorably quoted My Cousin Vinny, a movie about the world’s worst lawyer. This has turned into a bizarre comedy routine. Not that anyone saw it; CNN and MSNBC didn’t even bother to air Rudy’s press conference.
– Michigan Secretary of State confirms “There is no legal mechanism for [Wayne County republican officials] to rescind their vote.” Statewide certification will take place on Monday. Trump has managed to lose Michigan again.
