Donald Trump goes on his most crazed rant yet, threatens nuclear war, appears to brag about dick size

| 8:35 pm EST January 2, 2018
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What in the actual… wait, what? Donald Trump is known for his crazed, bombastic, and incoherent meltdowns – but this is unhinged even for him. Trump is flat out threatening to launch a nuclear strike from his desk, and it appears he’s also bragging about the size of his anatomy in the process. He’s also promising to hand out awards to the media next Monday at 5pm, all while plugging his criminal co-conspirator Sean Hannity. If you’re confused, you should be: this doesn’t make a lick of sense.

Trump spent the day threatening to jail his political enemies on fake charges, and then tried to provoke international incidents with everyone from Iran to the Palestinians to Pakistan. But by the end of the day, he finally reacted to a days-old story about his fellow lunatic in North Korea: “North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”

This is so demented, we had to check twice to make sure it wasn’t coming from a Trump parody account. He’s flat out threatening to launch a nuclear missile at North Korea as we speak. He’s also pushing the comparative button size metaphor so blatantly that many observers have interpreted it as bragging about his dick size. This comes after Trump specifically addressed the size of his dick during a Republican primary debate, so it’s not a stretch to conclude that he’s doing it again.

Just moments after threatening nuclear armageddon, Donald Trump posted this equally whacked out tweet: “I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!” Then he told us all to watch Hannity tonight. No thanks. It’s time for the 25th Amendment. Right bleeping now.

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand what a dark era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. Advertising networks can't be counted on. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight, because someone has to.

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