Oh come on, Melania Trump

| 9:20 pm EST November 26, 2018
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Today an image surfaced on social media of Melania Trump supposedly walking through the most hideously ugly White House Christmas decorations of all time. It was so laugh-out-loud ridiculous looking, we initially thought it was some kind of obvious fake. Then, somehow, it turned out to be real.

Yes, there are far more important things going on right now. Donald Trump is now tear gassing immigrant children. Robert Mueller is on the verge of arresting some of Trump’s key people. Vladimir Putin is on the verge of invading mainland Ukraine. The stakes keep getting higher all around. Yet if Trump weren’t setting the nation and the world on fire in fourteen different ways each day, this asinine excuse for Christmas decorations would be a front page scandal:

Seriously, Melania Trump, what is wrong with you? No one has decorative tastes this bad. No one. She is, rather obviously, trolling us yet again, this time by turning the White House into some kind of haunted popsicle farm instead of decorating it for Christmas. It seems Melania’s job in this Trump nightmare is to add insult to injury. His ouster, and her departure accordingly, can’t come soon enough. We just hope Mueller doesn’t get attacked by those giant red furry things when he shows up with arrest warrants.