“SLIMEBALLS” – Donald Trump has insane meltdown over Jack Smith indictment

| 8:30 pm EDT July 25, 2023
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Why didn’t Jack Smith’s Trump 1/6 grand jury meet today? We can offer educated best guesses but there’s no way to know for certain. That said, Trump is definitely getting indicted soon, as evidenced by his recent target letter. Trump is melting down today about… well, we’re not even sure what he’s talking about.

Trump is complaining on social media that the “Democrat SLIMEBALLS” impeached him over a “PERFECT PHONE CALL (I Won!).” It’s the “I Won!” part that makes it art. Trump is now so clinically addicted to reassuring himself with the lie that he won the 2020 election, he has to randomly interject it into every other sentence.

Trump is also whining that these “Democrat SLIMEBALLS” are “now Indicting me over their continuing, illegal, and long running Witch Hunt.” Nah, we checked, and it’s still grand jury members – regular citizens on jury duty – who are bringing these indictments.

Trump is also complaining that the Republican Congress won’t impeach President Biden on made-up scandals because they’ve become too “politically correct.” That’s one we haven’t heard before. Trump thinks Republicans are too politically correct now? Trump doesn’t seem to know what those words even mean. In any case, Trump is continuing to lose what little is left of his mind as he waits to be indicted. Tick tock.