Senile Donald Trump has another meltdown about sharks and batteries, but gets confused and starts saying “snake” over and over again

| 5:59 pm EDT June 22, 2024
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Of all the senile moments that Donald Trump has had, arguably the one that’s finally pushed his dementia symptoms into the spotlight was his story about whether he’d rather get electrocuted or eaten by a shark. His babysitters have clearly told him to avoid the topic going forward. So naturally he’s doubling down on it instead.

But now Trump can’t even figure out how to tell his own sharks and batteries story anymore. This time he got confused partway through and seemed to change the shark into a snake. He then became so obsessed with the snake that he mentioned it four times in ten seconds:
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That’s right, Donald Trump is now so deep into dementia that he’s interrupting his own incoherent story about sharks and batteries so he can say things like “the snake and the snake.” Somebody haul this guy away to the assisted living ward already.