Here’s the thing…

| 1:10 pm EDT August 7, 2020
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– New York State took down the corrupt Trump Foundation, now it’s taking down the corrupt NRA, and it has a grand jury in the process of criminally indicting Donald Trump. This is going to be fun to watch.

– It’s remarkable how often republicans mention god and guns in the same sentence.

– If Donald Trump thinks he’s Teflon Don, that’s hilarious considering the original Teflon Don ended up dying in prison.

– I tried to come up with a Larry Kudlow joke, but Larry Kudlow is the joke.

– I’m so sick of Kanye West, I could vomit.

– The Miami Marlins can’t keep a couple dozen millionaire athletes from getting infected, but schools are supposed to keep a thousand snot nosed kids from getting infected.

– Hello law enforcement, I’d like to report a criminal at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Has been known to conspire with foreign governments and commit financial crimes. Known aliases John Barron, John Miller, David Dennison. Highly unstable, barely passed a cognitive test. Please hurry.