Donald Trump asks Charlotte Church to sing at inauguration. She replies with poop emoji.

| 3:09 pm EST January 10, 2017
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Remember that British kid Charlotte Church who gained fame years ago for singing classical music? She’s since gone on to become a pop singer in her adult years, and as it turns out, Donald Trump wants her to perform at his inauguration. And that makes sense. Although she’s not nearly as famous as the A-listers who have turned Trump down, she’s a talented singer. One little problem: she hates Donald Trump. In fact she hates Trump so much that she literally responded to him today with one poop emoji after another.

In a tweet addressed as a reply to Donald Trump today, Charlotte Church told him the following: “Your staff have asked me to sing at your inauguration, a simple Internet search would show I think you’re a tyrant. Bye.” She then added four instances of what’s officially known as the pile-of-poo emoji for emphasis:

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There has been a long debate as to whether the emoji in question is really a pile of poop, or whether it’s merely a soft serve chocolate ice cream cone with the cone gone missing. But we’re pretty sure that after Charlotte Church condemned Donald Trump as a tyrant, she wasn’t offering him ice cream.