Oath Keepers caught on tape
Looks like soon the Oath Keepers – or Oaf Keepers as I call ‘em – will have to come hat in hand and cop to a plea deal with the Feds if they want to avoid serious prison time. Deals which obviously would have to include some degree of cooperation and rolling over on fellow Branch Trumpvidian terrorists who participated in the January 6 attack. Especially after today’s events at their trial.
You see, back in November of 2020 some of the Oaf Keepers got together to whine about the outcome of the election and to make plans on how they would oppose the peaceful transfer of power. Head Oaf Keeper Elmer “Stewart” Rhodes told attendees that there was, “going to be a fight.” Not only in DC but other areas as well. Elmer went on to say they needed to carry out their plans while Orange Florida Man (OFM) was still squatting in the White House. Other attendees were talking about what sort of weapons they could take to DC to help OFM pull off his coup.
How do we know about this meeting? Simple. One of the attendees recorded the whole damn thing. This individual sent two tips into the FBI about the meeting. The first one got lost in the shuffle, but when they sent the tip in again the FBI went to talk to them and obtained the recording, which was played for the jury Tuesday.
Oaf Keepers with an IQ above room temperature should look to cut a deal with the Feds right now and roll over on OFM. It might not keep them out of prison entirely, but the sentence may be shorter than it would be if they continue and are found guilty.
