Lauren Boebert just stepped in it

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Rep. Lauren Boebert (Idiot-Colorado) apparently didn’t like how MTG was getting all the attention in the news as of late. So of course, what does she do? She heads out to the Twitter machine to declare that her pronoun is the noun “patriot.”

Of course, Boebert was expecting to have a bunch of Branch Trumpvidians fawning over her and congratulating her for being badass on Twitter. But reality ensued and instead of that she bought herself a whole bunch of mocking from those who responded to her. Some pointed out how she might have misspelled words like ethnonationalist. And even more were just responding with some variation of WTF.

Boebert is one of the latest living examples that America doesn’t necessarily send its best to Congress. The American people have sent some real duds to Congress over the years but Boebert along with MTG take the cake. Along with all the liquor and other various snacks. She and MTG make obvious GQP rubber stamps like Ashley Hinson of Iowa look like freaking geniuses by comparison.

Of course, now that Boebert has stepped in it, MTG and the other Congressional idiots like Ted Cruz (Moron-Cancún) are probably trying to figure out how to steal the idiot spotlight back from Boebert now. Stand by for even more idiocy as they try to top Boebert.