Goodbye, Matt Gaetz!

| 6:00 pm EDT May 22, 2021
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And now another installment in “Matt Gaetz is really screwed.” Things are not looking good for Gaetz (phony-insurrection party-Florida). So, as Palmer Report told you last night, the ex-girlfriend of Gaetz has flipped on him. This is not good news for the joke of a Congressman, but it is hardly surprising.

And what does Gaetz have to say about the investigation and all the seamy news he is generating? The answer to that question is not all that much. Gaetz is still hard at work on Twitter, dishonestly trying to convince his followers and himself that he is indeed still relevant.

Only it is not going so well for the hapless Gaetz. Let’ts take his ongoing “America First” tour with his partner in slime, Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The two psychos appeared the other night in Mesa, Arizona. And Gaetz, who for weeks now has been bragging that he is part of a “movement,” had much to say about this event on Twitter.

He says he’s full of pride traveling with Greene. He also says there was “a massive crowd” gathered in Arizona to hear him speak.

Lines were so long they were around the block and were in “overflow” mode. People could not get in. It was a packed house and pulled in a massive and gigantic crowd! Wow!

Only it didn’t. This event, with crowds so big it could rival the Superbowl in size, had a little over 3,000 people in reality. Not exactly the Kentucky Derby folks. And Matt knows it but is frantically trying to distract. It won’t work.

Matt Gaetz is caught up in a sleazy investigation caused entirely by his disgusting nature. And he’s no Keyser Soze. He cannot disappear from the ongoing crisis that is his life. More details will emerge for sure and most likely keep emerging. Yes, it appears Matt Gatez is genuinely screwed.