Get your popcorn ready

| 12:54 am EDT August 27, 2022
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As expected, the search warrant affidavit was released today, and as expected the document was heavily redacted. The affidavit mentioned how the FBI believed that classified documents were taken to unauthorized locations within Orange Florida Man (OFM)’s resort and that a search would reveal “evidence of obstruction” by OFM’s people.

Of course, the FBI did not get into specifics about what the documents contained, but did say that some of the documents were about “clandestine human sources” and intelligence gathering techniques that could be badly compromised if OFM or his allies disclosed them to someone like Vlad the Invader.

And now OFM is naturally in the throes of a full-on meltdown on his social media platform, doing his usual bullshit about how he did nothing wrong and that the government was attacking him. Uh, no OFM. See, the FBI had reason to believe you committed Federal crimes where 99.9999% of this country would be going to prison for a very long time if they committed the crimes you did. And you still got treated a lot better than much of this country’s population would.

And contrary to your assertion that the search was a “disgrace to our country,” it was actually the United States government demonstrating that no one is above the laws of this country and evil people will be held accountable for their actions. I’ve got a whole boatload of popcorn ready as OFM continues raging over this along with all his other Branch Trumpvidian supporters.