Down goes Rudy Giuliani

| 6:00 am EDT August 24, 2023
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Rudy Giuliani surrendered earlier on Wednesday at the Fulton County Jail in Georgia. And naturally, Mr. Hands Down His Pants showed how he had learned a few lessons from the Orange Four Flusher (OFF). He learned how to really think overly highly of himself, claiming that as a prosecutor he had the best record of any prosecutors in the past century.

And of course, under OFF’s guidance Giuliani perfected his bullshitting abilities, whining that he had complied with the law and that he had been “defending the rights of all Americans.” That’s a line of unbelievable bullshit given how he, OFF, and their buddies worked to overturn a lawful election.

He was processed through the booking process and had this lovely mugshot taken:

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But despite how he’s trying to paint himself now, Giuliani’s booking and mugshot shows what a four-flushing low life loser who is no better than the mobsters he likes to brag about taking down he is. This was a long time coming and I hope he spends the rest of his life disbarred, disgraced, and most importantly, imprisoned.

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.