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Donald Trump’s deal with the devil
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Senile Donald Trump has another meltdown about sharks and batteries, but gets confused and starts saying “snake” over and over again
Of all the senile moments that Donald Trump has had, arguably the one that’s finally pushed his dementia symptoms into the spotlight was his story about whether he’d rather get electrocuted or eaten by a shark. His babysitters have clearly told him to avoid the topic going forward. So naturally he’s doubling down on it…
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Donald Trump is confused
Even as Donald Trump sits confused in the courtroom and keeps dozing off during his own criminal trial, he’s also trying to masquerade as some kind of political candidate. The problem is, he’s just as confused about what’s going on in the world as he is about what’s going on in his own life:. .…
Read MoreDonald Trump’s dementia just went mainstream
Michael Cohen piles on against Donald Trump
Michael Cohen has been to prison for Donald Trump’s criminal scandals, and he’s since spent years working to help bring Trump to justice. That’ll come to a head when Trump goes on criminal trial in New York this upcoming week, and Cohen serves as a key witness for the prosecution. Trump is now trying to…
Read More“Illegal adlinthin” – Donald Trump goes off the incoherently senile deep end during failed attempt at a speech
Donald Trump “unfit”
Donald Trump reaches the begging stage of his downfall
Biden slam dunks “confused” Donald Trump
Looks like Donald Trump’s money problems are getting worse
President Joe Biden just utterly dominated Super Tuesday
Kristen Welker’s “Meet The Press” goes to hell
We just got our report card – and we passed with flying colors
I recently wrote that the February 13th special election to replace George Santos was going to serve as our report card. It’s an evenly matched district in terms of voting demographics. So whichever party won, that was going to tell us which party currently has the advantage heading into November. Polls don’t vote. Scary media…
Read MoreThe depths of hell
Donald Trump’s senility strikes again
Donald Trump has been mercifully quiet in the hours since he lost a whopping $83.3 million to E. Jean Carroll. He made one post vowing to appeal, and ever since, he’s apparently been under his desk crying. But prior to the verdict, Trump had been mouthing off about Carroll nonstop. As it turns out, last…
Read MoreDonald Trump now stuck with inept attorney Alina Habba, as Joe Tacopina reveals why he just quit
Donald Trump could be getting hit with even more criminal charges
There is an unfinished painting, a work of artistry if you will. The artists include Jack Smith, Alvin Bragg, and Fani Willis. Remember, readers, the feeling of utter delight as our long-awaited yearnings came true and Donald John Trump was indicted — again and again and again and again. And now that time — that…
Read MoreSenile Donald Trump has completely incoherent meltdown ahead of his New York fraud trial testimony
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Donald Trump has complete meltdown after Jack Smith criminally indicts him for January 6th
Donald Trump has insane ALL CAPS meltdown as it all falls apart for him
Donald Trump has crazed meltdown about “B*tch McConnell” at one in the morning
“SLIMEBALLS” – Donald Trump has insane meltdown over Jack Smith indictment
Why didn’t Jack Smith’s Trump 1/6 grand jury meet today? We can offer educated best guesses but there’s no way to know for certain. That said, Trump is definitely getting indicted soon, as evidenced by his recent target letter. Trump is melting down today about… well, we’re not even sure what he’s talking about. Trump…
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Donald Trump stunned into silence
Donald Trump has entered the “find out” stage
Eureka!
The term “Eureka” is an ancient Greek term meaning “I have found.” Many excited people have been known to shout, “Eureka, Eureka!” Archimedes, a famous Greek Mathematician, was said to have uttered this term repeatedly upon finding a method for determining the purity of gold. We are going to be yelling Eureka. We will be…
Read MoreJack Smith strikes back
Hunting is a sport that repulses me. I look at people like Donald Trump Junior with repulsion. There are lots of activities in the world that do not involve causing pain to our outdoor friends. But there is one type of hunter I adore; one type of hunter who is nimble and quick, and who…
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