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The one question no one is asking about Donald Trump
U.S. Court of Appeals just handed Donald Trump his ass. No immunity! SCOTUS next. Here’s what to expect.
Jack Smith strikes back
Donald Trump is going to prison
They’re at it again
Senile Donald Trump makes up imaginary phrase and then appears confused about why he’s never heard it before
Jack Smith just spelled out what complete idiots Donald Trump and his co-defendants are
“Impotent weeny snowflakes”
In 1962 a mass conspiracy theory surfaced that there was a bug loose in a textile mill that was biting people causing them to fall ill. It was called the June bug epidemic. Of course, I’ve written about the lizard people which was also a popular conspiracy theory. And who could forget Salem? That is…
Read MoreThe Grand Illusion
A couple of years ago I brought to your attention the true story of Frank Abagnale Jr. For those of you who missed it, brothers and sisters, I think that story bears repeating, especially in these turbulent times of information overload and, ahem, “alternative truth.” If Frank Abagnale Jr doesn’t ring an immediate bell, perhaps…
Read MoreSenile Donald Trump just did it again
It happened on Sunday. On Sunday, cable news’s sanity and rationality suffered a bit of a disturbance.(That’s putting it mildly.) This is because an orange gnome decided it might be a bright idea to grant a specific network an interview. Let’s say things did not go well. The creepy black widow spider, known as Faux…
Read MoreSenile Donald Trump doesn’t appear to know who one of his close pals is
The House majority could depend on the guy in this photo – and many of you have never even heard of him
Quick, try to come up with the name of the person in the photo attached to this article. Many of you have no idea who he is. And yet he may be about to single handedly determine which side holds the House majority. The person in the photo is Tom Suozzi, the Democratic candidate in…
Read MoreThere is something wrong with Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham is up to his old tricks again. Over the weekend, Graham spoke about Iran, condemning President Biden and steering the conversation back to the only thing of importance in the South Carolina senator’s life. That would be Donald Trump. Graham said things would be different if Donald Trump were in office because the…
Read MoreDonald Trump is now projecting his senility
Black History Month is upon us
February is from Latin februa, meaning “to cleanse,” and was named after the Roman month-long festival of atonement. It was also the Roman month honoring the dead. This February 2024 is a calendar-correcting Leap Year. I tragically lost my beloved younger sister on Leap Day 2000. Not only was her sudden absence devastating, but we…
Read MoreAbout the new Palmer Report front page…
Last week we rolled out a new design for the Palmer Report front page. The vast majority of reader feedback has been positive, and I want to thank you for all the kind words. A handful of you have said that you’re confused by the new front page layout and you can’t figure out how…
Read MoreDonald Trump’s senility just became even more of a problem for him
“Oh, God, it’s her, the woman who is in charge of security on January 6.” These words came from the halls of Saturday night live, which had a whale of a good time, over the weekend, parodying trump’s(name not capitalized on purpose) ongoing dementia. They had a field day with Trump’s vacant mind. Nikki Haley…
Read MoreThe Democratic Party just outperformed its poll numbers AGAIN
It’s been a recurring theme for a few years now. The Democratic Party and its candidates have outperformed their poll numbers in the 2022 midterm election cycle, the 2023 off-year election cycle, and every special election that’s in the meantime. Now that President Joe Biden is seeking reelection in a 2024 Democratic primary race where…
Read MoreI need your help
It’s happening. Donald Trump’s biggest civil trials are all in the process of concluding badly for him, and now we’re on the verge of his criminal trials. In the midst of it all, the 2024 election is this year. If you’re still thinking there’s another holiday season and such between now and the 2024 election,…
Read MoreDonald Trump may have just cut off his nose to spite his face
No one would ever accuse Republican National Committee Chair Ronna McDaniel of being good at her job. She’s overseen one underperforming election cycle after another. And the RNC’s fundraising numbers keep getting uglier. But while she’s bad at her job, she’s not the real problem; Donald Trump is. He’s toxically unpopular, and he keeps forcing…
Read MoreThis is getting ugly for RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel
Dean Phillips falls to pieces
Senile Donald Trump has “lost his ever loving mind”
Donald Trump has senile midnight meltdown about beer
Donald Trump’s own handlers concede that there’s nothing left of his brain
Did you know that a police officer once stopped an assignation plot on President John F. Kennedy? It happened long ago in Palm Beach, Florida. And we can’t forget the scandal of Bernie Madoff, who was well acquainted with Palm Beach. Palm Beach is where the rich come to play, and the scorching heat is…
Read MoreDonald Trump’s exit through the grift shop
The bad news: imagine you’re a four times-indicted criminal defendant with millions of dollars in mounting legal fees. You’ve just been handed, in rapid succession, two crushing civil defamation judgments, one for 5 million dollars and the other for a blood-curdling 83.3 million dollars, both for raping and then defaming a woman. Meanwhile a judge…
Read MoreDonald Trump is “like a toddler” in terms of cognitive capacity
“This feels a bit like a toddler showing their parents they can tie their shoes.” Those words come from Campaign strategist Susan Del Percio who wrote a column for MSNBC about Trump’s declining mental health. Del Percio writes that Trump’s “declining mental capacity” is now his biggest vulnerability. She writes that Trump is very clearly…
Read MoreThis is a “disaster” for Donald Trump
It’s far too early for poll numbers to tell us much about what the 2024 election will end up looking like. But there is some data within the current polling that appears absolutely disastrous for Donald Trump. 2024 polling, on the average, pretty much shows Joe Biden and Donald Trump tied. The media (on both…
Read MoreGood news in the special election to replace George Santos
The wind is whistling with the sound of changes on their way. One change in particular is coming out of the state of New York. As you know, friends and readers, we’ve got a special election coming up! This is for the seat once occupied by pathological liar, George Santos. In that regard, there is…
Read MoreDonald Trump has completely unhinged meltdown about Elvis
Donald Trump is a severely psychotic individual who’s now suffering from worsening senility on top of it. The result is almost comically sad. Trump keeps taking swings that alternate between nasty and narcissistic, and he keeps missing in every instance. Trump just lost $83 million, he’s days away from losing another $370 million or so,…
Read MoreSo much for that narrative
I do adore it when Palmer Report is validated. This validation has been happening quite often lately, and with what President Biden just accomplished, the validation is pouring in. President Biden has won the South Carolina primary. In spite of all the wailing of imminent doom, by clueless pundits, President Biden didn’t just have a…
Read MorePresident Joe Biden just utterly destroyed Dean Phillips and Marianne Williamson in South Carolina primary
Last month, in a New Hampshire Democratic primary that didn’t officially count for anything, President Joe Biden won in a landslide despite not being on the ballot. Biden’s ability to dominate as a write-in candidate was a solid reminder of how popular he is with voters. It was also a reminder that candidates like Dean…
Read MoreDonald Trump melts down behind the scenes about going to prison
Writers have been describing the scent of fear for centuries now. Fear in literature often is its own character. Pick up any classic novel, and you’ll probably be able to find someone who is suffering from this condition within the pages. That condition, we all know well, is the state of fear And it’s also…
Read MoreFor all the doomsday hysteria, Donald Trump is likely to have two criminal trials in the next two months
Over the past several days I’ve been getting more and more messages from alarmed readers, asking if it’s true that Donald Trump’s criminal trials are being pushed past the 2024 election. The answer is very simple: no, it’s not true. What is alarming is that even as we get closer to the start of Trump’s…
Read MoreMatt Gaetz is at it again
Reportedly, Matt Gaetz (failure, insurrection party, poor Florida) is whispering in the ears of some of his fellow Republicans. And this is interesting enough for an article. Because we all know when Matt Gaetz starts his whispers,bad things can and do happen. Reportedly, Matt’s objective is to “drum up support for a resolution stating that…
Read MoreBiden’s hidden advantage
It’s already well-established that many Republicans in Congress, possibly most, secretly hate Donald Trump, but go along with his insanity because they live in stark, craven terror of both his stupid, ignorant mouth and his psychotic fanbase. But could that attitude also extend to some significant portion of the general voting population? It’s an intriguing…
Read MoreNot ready for prime time
Watching Nikki Haley running for the presidential nomination on the Republican side, is a remarkable experience. I say this because just when one thinks she’s learning to adapt, she says something so utterly ridiculous that one can hardly believe it. Appearing on the Breakfast Club podcast, Haley eagerly said if the state of Texas wants…
Read MoreDonald Trump’s pal is under federal criminal investigation for alleged sex trafficking
Being friends with a bad person doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re guilty of whatever they turn out to be guilty of. For instance, a number of public figures who used to be social friends or acquaintances with Donald Trump are now quite apologetic about it, and disturbed at what a monster he turned out to…
Read MoreThese next ten days are for all the marbles
For all the buzz right now about the November 2024 election, there has been alarmingly little coverage of a 2024 election that’s taking place in just ten days. Perhaps that’s because while the election is being held to replace the headline-friendly George Santos, neither candidate in the race is making national headlines. But it’s still…
Read MoreDonald Trump “appears to be psychotic”
The question keeps being asked: is Donald Trump crazy or senile? The answer is “both.” He’s been derangedly, violently, malevolently unhinged for a very long time. And in recent years his worsening senility has gotten so severe that it’s finally starting to get serious attention. Of course terms like “crazy” are non-medical-professional descriptions of actual…
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