Who gives a damn? They don’t.

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It would be so nice if more of the world’s millionaires and billionaires started doing more things to improve the world. Money can go a long way. Of course, there are some of the one percent who are known for their philanthropy. And those people are indeed making the world a better place.

But in a time when it seems like the country has so many problems — would it not be lovely if some of the more wealthy did their fair share instead of whining about being taxed too much? Take the business people Boysie Bollinger and Joseph Canizaro.

They are going to a fundraiser. What could it be for? It’s not for cancer research. It’s not going toward efforts to stem climate change. And it is most definitely NOT about making the world a better place. You see, these wealthy businessmen intend to host a fundraiser. This event will be in about two weeks. And it is taking place in the state of Louisiana.

That’s a state that could use some money. Louisiana is consistently at the bottom when it comes to health care, poverty, and crime. It’s a beautiful state, but it could use a LOT of help. And that’s precisely what these businessmen are not giving them.

This fundraiser does promise to be a lavish event. And it’s RSVP only. And it will feature a very special guest who certainly did his part to destroy Louisiana, among other states. That guest in Donald Trump.

Yep. This fundraiser is for HIM. And the price to meet the orange chicken is high. According to the ticket, the price is $3,300 a person. So sad. It’s so sad anyone would pay to meet the biggest traitor in the universe. How much GOOD all that money could do were it to go to high-quality charitable causes.

Donald Trump is definitely not a charitable cause. And guess what? You can even get a PHOTO with his royal moron. But — that’s gonna cost you a little bit more. That is because the tickets that include this magical photo are selling for $23,000.

It’s revolting. It is my hope that nobody shows up at this vulgar “fundraiser.” But, of course, people will. There exists out there in the ether, the top of the one percent. Some of them have never thought about doing a good deed in their lives.

Some of them care naught for insurrection and only for kissing ass. And some of them tragically would look at something like climate change or healthcare for all, laugh, and not give those things a second thought.