Where’s Ron DeSantis?

| 2:34 pm EST December 31, 2021
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I refer, of course, to nobody’s favorite Governor Fanatical Floridian Ron DeSantis. Nobody has seen neither hide nor hair of the awful man since December 17. Where could he be? Where is the corrosive man-baby who has been sitting idly by, destroying Florida?

There are many theories. It has been reported that DeSantis is on vacation. And perhaps that is true, and Ronny is riding a wave on some palm-tree-lined beach somewhere. Or perhaps there are other explanations.

Some of mine are not to be taken seriously. I had a theory that maybe one of Marco Rubio’s space aliens got him. I cannot say I would be disappointed if THAT theory turned out to be true.

Perhaps he is longing for attention he has not received of late and is hiding out somewhere, hoping desperately that Florida will miss him. Perhaps he is taking voice lessons on keeping the whininess out of his own voice. This theory would be one I’d hope for as DeSantis and his voice are not my favorite Floridians.

The bottom line is that we have no idea where the brittle Governor is, but it HAS been a relief not to hear his annoying voice and witness his destructive actions. Maybe if he went to Cancun, he will like it so much he will stay.