Where’s Clarence Thomas?

| 11:00 pm EDT April 15, 2024
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Mystery has reared its head over at the extreme court. Clarence Thomas was notably absent from a court session on Monday. The question on everyone’s mind is, why? Where could the man be? Clarence Thomas, the husband of an insurrectionist, rarely misses court sessions, but he did so on Monday. This obviously sparked a wave of speculation.

What could be the reason behind Clarence Thomas’s absence? What’s particularly puzzling is the lack of an official reason for his absence. Typically, when a justice is not present, a reason is provided, but in this case, it’s all a mystery.

What could be the reason behind Clarence Thomas’s absence? Well, perhaps he’s in a Walmart parking lot, watching people as he claims he likes to do. Or maybe he and Ginny renewed their wedding views. Anything’s possible in this court.

Could he be at Donald Trump’s trial? No, not likely. However, isn’t it ODD that it would happen on the first day of Stinky’s trial? Maybe Thomas, overwhelmed with grief that the Hush Money case went forward, took a mental health day.

On Twitter, speculations run rampant, with many hoping he was writing his resignation. Chief Justice John Roberts did note his absence but did not provide a reason for it. The mysterious Thomas vanishing is now a point of intrigue. Where are you, Clarence Thomas?

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