What’s really tripping up Donald Trump

| 11:45 pm EDT October 18, 2020
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– Donald Trump has committed the greatest sin any failed entertainer can commit: he’s become boring. His rally speeches are repetitive drivel. He posts the same stupid lying tweets every day. No one believes him. But mostly, no one cares. He’s become a boring villain.

– Joe Biden is running TV ads with the Beastie Boys during football games today. Donald Trump just got cease and desisted by Phil Collins.

– Steve Bannon, who was recently arrested for corruption, is now randomly accusing the other side of being corrupt. It’s the political equivalent of “I know you are but what am I.”

– Mike Love is the kind of turd who stole the “Beach Boys” name and tours under it even though he’s not The Beach Boys, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone that he’s a Trump supporter. Brian Wilson, the driving force behind the Beach Boys, has emphatically disavowed Love’s pro-Trump antics.