What the hell is Donald Trump talking about?

| 12:01 pm EST March 2, 2024
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“What the F#ck is he TALKING about?” This question was asked by oodles of perplexed human beings who were subjected to a babbling Donald Trump, who — who was trying to say SOMETHING, although we are, at the time of this writing, still unsure what that something is.

What we do know is what people HEARD was an incoherent loser, a man with many vices, one of them being that he has no bloody idea what he is talking about. “People who don’t speak languages,” Trump exclaimed in Eagles Pass Texas, on Thursday. “We have languages coming into this country,” the traitor declared with Einstein-like brilliance.

I ask: were these languages om foot or were they in a truck or car or something? “Truly foreign languages,” Big Donald continued, baffling literally everyone in the audience who had no clue what the man was trying to say.

“NOBODY SPEAKS THEM!” Speaks WHAT? “Can someone explain what this lunatic is talking about?” somebody muttered on Twitter. “They’re truly foreign languages.”

“Is it me or his decline speeding up?” somebody else asked. Trump also did not help himself with these words: “They like Trump, can you believe it?/?!!”

No.

“I can’t even…..”
– Mika Brezinski

“Is there one person voting for that guy??”
– Morning Joe

“Trump needs an interpreter.”
– Me

It has gotten to that point where it’s not IF Donald Trump will misspeak, it’s WHEN — and what will he say?

Donald Trump’s gaffes keep appearing again and again, like shutters banging, one twice, three times, and then starting all over, not letting up for a minute, driving people insane with the persistent noise nobody wants to hear.

It is going to get worse before it gets better. Actually I take that back. For Donald Trump — it is NEVER going to get better and will only continue to get worse and worse and worse.