What the hell did Donald Trump just say?

| 10:46 pm EST January 28, 2024
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Donald Trump really wants us to know that the final question on the cognitive exam he took was a very tough one. He also wants us to know that his cognitive abilities are so good, he remembers exactly what kind of math problem it was.

The catch? It wasn’t even a math problem:

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That’s right, Donald Trump appears to have some kind of false or hallucinatory memory of a very specific math question on his cognitive exam that never existed. Instead the final question – which he can’t remember having seen – was about the current date and his current location. That’s fitting, since Trump typically seems to have no idea when or where he’s at anymore.