What the hell did Donald Trump just say?

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You know Donald Trump was having a bad day today when he tried to give a speech and the words “Forming granting mass thinkuh” came out of his mouth. Trump also revealed that he’s newly obsessed with getting eaten by a shark. But that’s not the only way in which death seems to be on his mind.

During his speech, Trump appeared to come out in favor of shooting and killing anyone who’s suspected of a crime:

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This is particularly weird given that Trump himself is now a convicted felon. Even as he awaits sentencing, all he does is stand there and obsessively ramble about ways to kill people and ways to die. At this point Trump is equal parts violently unhinged and completely senile.