What does Samuel Alito think he’s doing?

What in hell is Samuel Alito doing? Oral arguments were heard Monday in the extreme court about whether people citing religion will be allowed to discriminate professionally against same-sex couples. Lovely.

The Justices asked a variety of questions. One question was asked by Justice Jackson. She asked what would happen if web photos were to be requested of “a white Santa with black children.” The attorney for the discriminators said under that scenario, it would be just dandy to refuse to do photos of any black children with white Santa.

Incredibly this is not the most shocking aspect of the case. Non-justice Samuel Alito, fresh off having his name splashed over almost every paper in the country as a possible leaker, decided joking about the Ku Klux Klan might be in order.

So he bitingly asked what would happen if a black Santa did not want a picture taken with a kid in a Ku Klux Klan outfit. Would black Santa have to do that? The Witch fan asked. The answer, of course, is no — because the klan is not protected under public accommodation law much as Alito might wish they were.

But that is not the worst of it. I know, I know. It was a shitty Monday in the courtroom. But as you will see, Alito decided to make it even shittier by humiliating the lowest court of the land with more KKK talk. “You do see a lot of black children in Ku Klux Klan outfits all the time,” he said.

Many presume he is being sarcastic. I presume nothing where Alito is concerned. But wait! There’s more from Sam, the man. Deciding that insulting Justice Kagan might be appropriate, Alito said she might be familiar with the following website he mentions.

It’s ashleymadison.com. In case you don’t know — that website is primarily for married people seeking affairs. What in hell is wrong with this man? On Twitter, the mood was grim. “You just can’t make this up.” “Pig.”

WTAF Alito?” Look — I could list thousands more responses like this. Do you know what I think? I think Alito is likely PISSED about all the attention he is getting from that possible leak. I think Sammy woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I think Sam is losing it.

And, how does ALITO know about this website anyway? We know Alito hates women, hates liberals, hates minorities, and likely hates himself, being that he’s so eager for humiliation on a national scale.