We’re messing with Donald Trump’s head
So, hopefully, most of you did not witness the terror that was Donald Trump’s speech on Tuesday night, as he raged like a diseased monster on a stinking hot, perspiring night. Donald Trump said — Do you know what? I’m not even going to go over his “speech.” A blink of an eye holds more significance than Donald Trump does. But let’s talk about what happened afterward because I think this warrants an article.
Donald Trump’s pride is wounded. His pride is wounded, and we are the ones who wounded it. Donald Trump, incredibly, took to truth social, where he proceeded to rage that Democrats should lose the midterms because they didn’t clap and smile for him. Oh my gosh, we are dealing with an infant here, so let’s treat him like one, right?
Ring around the Rosie, pocket full of bullshit, ashes, ashes, your speech sucked big time. This shows me that Donald Trump, who wanted to get in our heads, found things reversed. We got in his head, obviously. We got in his head, like the little mischievous activists that we are, moving right in, and settling there slowly and languorously, leisurely stretching out, and driving the creep utterly crazy in the process.
It would seem all the sycophantic bullshit thrown his way by cowering republican dunderheads did not do enough for his pint-size ego. He needed applause from the Democrats, he needed applause from the island of blue. Only he won’t get them, and this fact seems to bother him greatly. In fact, given that’s all he’s talking about, it may be bothering him more than anything. I find a strange, almost primitive comfort in that, don’t you?
Donald Trump’s sanctimonious indignation is a sign of his state of mind, which is not good—not good at all—if he needs our approval so desperately. But allow me to tell Donald Trump how he can get our approval. Yes, there is a way.
If you’d like the Democrats to give you the most enormous, dizzying round of applause, here’s what you need to do, Donnie… announce you are expanding the Supreme Court and adding five new Democratic justices. Announce that you fired the psychopath Elon Musk, and he will never be heard from again in the halls of Capitol Hill.
Announce that you are on the side of Ukraine, and say Slava, Ukraine. And then apologize for stealing classified documents and inciting an insurrection. Another little thing: announce your resignation and tell the American people you’re taking Vance with you. You’ll get a ring of applause, and they won’t stop even as you depart the White House.
