Donald Trump has total meltdown about a nonexistent person named “Wendy”

| 7:30 pm EDT April 20, 2018
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It was a sign of things to come when Donald Trump debuted his new nickname for former FBI Director James Comey this morning and promptly misspelled it. As the day went on, it was revealed that Trump used his fake persona John Barron to lie his way onto the Forbes most wealthy list. After a day of fake names and fake people, it was fitting that Trump ended up going on an unhinged rant about someone he thinks is named “Wendy” when there is no “Wendy.”

The Democratic Party sued the Donald Trump campaign, WikiLeaks and Russia today in an effort to help expose the plot between the three entities to hack the DNC and selectively leak its emails. Trump responded to the news by making a number of phony claims about the DNC. Unfortunately for him, he’s too far gone to recall who was running the DNC at the time.

Here’s what Trump tweeted: “Just heard the Campaign was sued by the Obstructionist Democrats. This can be good news in that we will now counter for the DNC Server that they refused to give to the FBI, the Wendy Wasserman Schultz Servers and Documents held by the Pakistani mystery man and Clinton Emails.” To be clear, every accusation he just made is a lie. In addition, there is no one by that name.

Soon after Donald Trump flubbed Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s name, “Wendy Wasserman Schultz” began trending on Twitter as people rushed in to make fun of him. To recap: James Comey is real, but “Shadey James Comey” is not how you spell “Shady.” John Barron is fake, and so is Donald Trump’s net worth. Wendy Wasserman Schultz is not real, but the DNC lawsuit is very much real – and we’re going to get some answers about Trump and Russia.