Wanted man

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Sea stars (also called starfish) are not fish. They have no gills or fins. Still they live, snuggled deep beneath the sea. So many exquisite things of beauty can be found in the sea.

The sea is full of colorful plants, vibrant sea coral, enchanting fish, and of course, waves — lots of waves. MURDER WAVES. I was just kidding on that last one. To my knowledge, there is no such thing as a murder wave.

It is a term Donald trump has appeared to delusionally make up. “GIANT MURDER WAVE!” Where, Donald, Where? Where is this murder wave? Tell us more of these giant murder waves that you and only you appear to see.

It all started on Monday morning when Trump, in yet another unhinged meltdown (I’ve lost count) let out a screech on Truth social as he babbled on about murder waves. Trump appeared not to be referring to the sea at all. Thank Goodness! Nobody wants to swim with a potential murder wave waiting to envelop them.

No, Trump went off on Brian Kemp and DA Willis, saying crime in Atalanta is the “worst in the nation.” It IS? And even were that to be accurate, this has nothing to do with Trump’s indictment. Trump also insisted DA Willis be impeached.

I’ve got news for Trump. He’d BETTER shut up. This is because the conditions of Trump’s bail have just come out. They came out as I was writing this article, forcing me to change direction a bit.

The terms of his bail which was set at $200,000, order him to, among other things:

Not violate any law.

Appear at all his court hearings.

Not intimidate anyone involved in the case.

Make no threats,Indirect or direct.

Make no threats to property.

May not repost or share threats on social media from others.

Not communicate with any codefendants.

This is getting good. So while Trump screamed idiotically about “MURDER WAVES,” the conditions of his release on bond were already being made.

DOESN’T TRUMP GET IT? His life is no longer his own. He is in control of the courts. He is being told what to do and if he chooses to damn well not do it, he’ll be thrown in prison.

He’ll be put in an orange jumpsuit, and his truth social will be taken from him so there will no more talk of murder waves and he will be denied McDonald’s and likely have to sleep in a cell and nobody will help him.

This is Georgia. They’re not playing. Trump needs to accept that he’s a wanted man, alright, but not by the American people — by a cell just sitting there, waiting for him to make its acquaintance.

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