Twerp!

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It’s fascinating isn’t it, that often the way we perceive ourselves can sometimes differ so much from how others view us? And for Donald Trump that has never been more true. His mugshot is the greatest example of this.

Donald Trump’s mug shot, which was released on Thursday. has created utter hysteria all over the Internet as this historic mug shot is re-shared, re-posted, and re-tweeted by millions, including myself.

That absurd look on his face is hilarious. And people are talking about that look of pouting anger on the traitor’s face. But many people are saying that Trump wanted to look tough and intimidating. That he posed that way on purpose.

“Never surrender” he screamed idiotically on Twitter. Of course, that is ridiculous. The word Surrender to me means two things. One is that “Surrender” is the title of one of the best U2 anthems ever made (check it out, if you haven’t) and two is that Donald Trump is the FACE of surrender. It’s what he did on Thursday.

Did he practice that look in the mirror, many people wondered. Indeed, of course we know that Trump did. He wanted to look tough, like an angry rebel, but in that regard, Trump failed as he has failed at every single thing he has ever attempted.

For for this mug shot dipped in orange muck, shows the face not of an outlaw, not of a rebel, but of a twerp. TWERP. A whiny, sleazy, wicked little twerp trying to look cool, that is really all that stupid and ridiculous mug shot shows. It shows the essence of Trump, always pretending to be something he’s not, a bonfire of vanity, artifice Inc. and one single lowdown, no good, down and dirty twerp.