Turns out the joke is on Rick Scott

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Rick Scott appears to be going mad. There is a simple explanation for why. It’s because of our cheerful wise-owl of a President. President Joe Biden has apparently moved in, rent-free, to Rick Scott’s head. And he is smiling. However, Rick Scott most certainly isn’t.

Scott, who is also being rather emotionally terrorized by a grim turtle named Moscow Mitch, won’t stop complaining about “Gotcha politics.” Karma has apparently grabbed him by the non-soul and refused to let him go. Gotcha, Rick! Oh dear — what’s a liar to do?

Reportedly BOTH parties have been mad at Scott. His own party is quite bitter about Scott’s plans to sunset social security, which, because of our wonderful president, turned the Floridian fool AND the GOP into a world wide joke.

And one can see Rick Scott does not like BEING a joke. He certainly likes it when the joke’s on OTHERS, like senior citizens. Only now, the joke’s on him. Isn’t it a beautiful thing?

And Scott needs to get his story straight too. One minute he denies that he ever said it at all. The next, he’s saying folks misinterpreted it. Which is it Ricky-boy? And Scott has reason to worry. He is going to be up for re-election. And reports are — Democrats, and especially Biden, are not giving up on Florida.

You know, friends and readers, other than Governor DeSantis and Abbott, there is no politician I’d be happier to see lose reelection than Scott. He’s slimy to the core and should not be allowed to hold public office.

So sadly, we did not succeed in getting rid of DeSantis and Abbott. Haven’t you heard the phrase third-time lucky? So let’s work on ousting this guy. He’s, after all, become no more than a sad punchline.