Turns out Donald Trump is even worse at this than we thought

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What does America mean to YOU? America is most definitely the land of the free and the home of the brave. America is home to a melting pot. This melting pot comes in a bright array of colors — different people from different backgrounds, socioeconomic statuses, and stories.

America has beauty at her fingertips. America has gorgeous cities like New York, Los Angeles, and Boston. It has lovely coastal communities. It has fields and fields of luscious green, featuring quaint homes on rolling hills.

It has waves of ocean-blue and maple trees, Spanish moss, canyons, parks, and its most crucial virtue — freedom. Yes, the United States of America is truly one never-ending poem of artistry.

“THIS IS NOT AMERICA!”

Alas, America means different things to different people. And for some spoiled brats, their America has been dipped in narcissism with a helpful dose of insurrection.

“I AM NOT EVEN ALLOWED A JURY!”

And when America enforces her justice, SOME people have a hissy fit.

“I AM WORTH MUCH MORE THAN THE NUMBERS SHOWN!”

If you guessed that the screaming screed of yelling about America is from Donald Trump, congratulations. You know his evil well.

This is, of course, because of the fraud case. We all knew it would only be a matter of time before Trump lost it big. It appears the time is now.

“THE BANKS WERE PAID BACK IN FULL!”

Lying is second nature to Donald Trump, so of course, he puts out even more lies, painting the halls of Truth Social in shades of evil, darkness, and rage.

“THERE WERE NO VICTIMS!”

Donnie ALWAYS says he’s innocent. So do most criminals. Whoever heard of a criminal saying, “Yes, America, I did it, and I should get 100 years?” Doesn’t happen all that much.

“THERE WERE NO DEFAULTS.”

Friends and readers, I love America. I love her for all the reasons I listed and many more. I consider myself extremely fortunate to be an American, and that is why, no matter what toxicity Trump spews about her, he will never succeed in turning me against MY country.

“I DIDN’T EVEN INCLUDE MY MOST VALUABLE ASSET, MY BRAND.”

Sigh. Trump’s brand isn’t worth the paper it’s not printed on. Trump’s brand is red-hot, bubbling molten lava and primal anger and indecency. If Donald John Trump, king, CEO, and ruler of savagery and insurrection, believes he still has a “brand” left, indeed, he is even stupider and more infantile than we have given him credit for.

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