TRIGGER ALERT

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President Biden is deep in debate prep and preparing for Thursday when he will stand on a stage with a shriveled orange traitor. Biden is doing all that is necessary to win. But according to recent reports, he’s added a sparkling little twist, one detail, to a long list of things he’s doing to get ready for the debate.

It’s being reported that the Biden campaign is carefully poring over Trump’s past statements, social media posts, and snarling lunatic ramblings to see — to see — to see what might trigger him.

This writer just got a shiver of delight at this unexpected news. Why? Because, as you know, my friends — EVERYTHING triggers Donald Trump. So it stands to reason that the Biden campaign certainly won’t lack for subject matters!

Anything and everything triggers the most vile man in the world. Let’s have a look at some of these potential hot-button issues. Sharks. There’s lots of talk that Biden could poke the bear, and the bear could go nuts as he potentially rambles into a shark diatribe. That would not surprise this writer at ALL.

Then there is the case of Trump’s convicted felon status. Merely mentioning this, I think could cause some serious brain drain from Donald trump.

Let’s see…what else? E. Jean Carroll. If Biden mentions her, it would surely enrage his royal rapist and perhaps she will even be able to sue him YET AGAIN.

His other trials. Oh, Trump will easily claim it’s all a frame-up! Deep state! Deep state! The deep state did it!!!!! That will be the cry of the dirty mongrel on stage, assuming he shows up at all.

Cognitive issues. This is a choice way to get the “person, woman, man, camera, kook”, to lose it.

Debt! Fraud! Oh, the possibilities are endless. There are so many delicious ways to get Trump crazy, so many yummy lollipops to taste. One lollipop has a “fraud” flavor, the next has a “deep state” flavor, the third has a ‘sexual assaulter” flavor, the fourth has a “lying liar” flavor, the sixth has a “cognitively impaired snowflake” flavor and and and it just goes on from there. Who is looking forward to the debate? This writer, indeed, is!

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.