Total eclipse of Donald Trump’s brain
As you have probably heard, so very many are excited about the eclipse! Many are traveling and taking vacations just to see it! But one person has other things on their mind regarding this eclipse. They are not as interested in seeing this eclipse, as they are to seemingly want to BE the eclipse.
Yes, friends, that person is Assolini himself. (Thank you again for that winning name, Palmer Report reader.) Trump has made a video of, well — of — his head. Yep. That remarkable big humongous, nothing-in-the-brain-department head, has apparently booted the moon away in a video to take its place.
Oh no. AND it — this — this — this — HEAD, also takes the place of the sun. Then, one hears the ominous voice of the narrator say:
“The most important moment in history is taking place in 2024.”
Then one can see the sun in all its yellow glow.
As you can imagine, the reaction to this insane video has been horror and — laughter. LOTS of laughter..
“Trump posts bizarre solar eclipse ad with his head blocking out the sun.”
I am sorry to anyone whose eyes saw this video of a great big bulbous orange HEAD. I will now post some truly hysterical reactions. All of them are as is, including any typos. The first one is by this writer.
“Perhaps he thinks the moon and the stars are part of the deep state.
“Trump blocking the sun and plunging us into darkness was exactly what he did when he was in office.”
“He made the SOLAR ECLIPSE about him?”
“He’s dementia ridden. Maybe he thinks he lives in the sky.”
“dumb and ill informed.”
“Calling CIA — Extra terrestrial inside Mar -A- -Lago.”
“well he has eclipsed all other presidents with the damage he did.”
“I see sun people.”
“Total eclipse of the of the heart.”
“his FACE IS A prison cell.”
“He forgot the bleech.”
“The moon has been kidnapped!”
“Star light, star bright, please make Trump’s head go away.”
“Way to spend those dwindling funds.”
“He’s a rocket scam. Rocket scam burning up his fuse up here alone.”
As one can see, Trump’s mind is going, going, gone. Anyone who would make a campaign video of his own (disgusting head) blocking out the moon and sub has ZERO ideas on how to win campaigns.
