This Tucker Carlson testosterone debacle just got even more bizarre
This is a story about men — lots and lots of men. It is also a story that had a remarkable response when it first hit the presses. Many thought it was fake news. Now, there have been many inaccurate stories that people believe to be real. This is the opposite. This, my friends, is a real story that many believed to be fake. Perhaps one of the reasons many believed that is because the story is creepy, bizarre, and rather insane — sort of like the story’s creator – Tucker Carlson.
Tucker is doing a documentary. And it’s about — men. Lots of men. The subject is testosterone levels in men. I cannot think of anything I’d be less likely to watch. A trailer for this documentary was released. AND THAT IS where the problems started.
People could not believe the trailer was real. That is because it featured — men. Lots of men. In varying stages of undress. Shirtless men — Check. Sweaty men — Check. Wrestling men — Check. One naked man, arms outstretched. Check. It was an almost incomprehensible, primitive cave of — men. Lots of men.
Here are some of the words featured in the trailer:
“Once a society collapses, then you’re in hard times,” a voice gravely says as the men frolic. Lots of men.
“Those hard times inevitably produce men who are tough, men who are strong enough to survive.”
“They go on to establish order, and so the cycle begins again.”
I have a few questions.
Number one is: has Tucker finally gone mad?
Question number two: Did Tarzan make an appearance? I didn’t see him.
Number three — what does the collapse of society have to do with shirtless sweating men? Lots of men.
Does Tucker perhaps want to join Chippendale’s? Is this simply a cry for attention? I do not know the answers to these questions. I know that I couldn’t bring myself to link to this awful trailer, so forgive me, readers. After all. all you see is — men — lots of men.
I will leave you with this absolutely hysterical response from Republican Rep. Adam Kinzinger, who appears as baffled as this writer: “This is actually real. Evidently, he likes men without shirts, which may explain the Putin obsession.”
