This is just sad
For some unfathomable reason, eggs are quickly becoming the subject of the day. Palmer Report brought you the story of the “Hey-it’s Easter season” drama. Now Donald Trump himself is speaking out about eggs — and how cheap they are! “A beautiful thing!!”
Egg prices have fallen, Trump declared falsely, outside the White House during that ridiculous infomercial with Elon Musk for the Tesla car nobody, but he wants. Trump said eggs are now on the cheap. WRONG!
The only thing cheap is the way to Donald Trump’s heart — flatter him a little, tell him how great he is, and he’s yours! Putin knows this story well. But eggs are actually going up in price. Still, in Trump’s blissful world of crackling senility, egg prices are fine and dandy. When will he declare that a dozen eggs cost a nickel? Any day now?
This is once again the five fingers strategy, derived from 1984 when O’Brien held up four fingers and demanded that Winston believe it was five. Five fingers infers — a big brother strategy of telling people up is down, down is up, the sky is black, not blue, there are 9 days in a week, NOT seven, the economy is thriving, and egg prices are their cheapest ever!!!!
Just please believe me! But I think few will. I think people are FINALLY, after ALL these years, seeing through Trump’s lies. You cannot hold up eggs and say they’re cheap when the GROCERY prices say otherwise. No amount of 1984ing can change that! Poor beleaguered Donald! A senile mess, chirping about egg prices here and egg prices there, a scrambled brain, runny side up, a walking mess.
