This is just pathetic for Kellyanne Conway
There is a novel soon to be released. This novel promises to be a true work of art. Perhaps it will reach classic status, joining authors like George Orwell to be examined by historians decades from now. That was a little thing called sarcasm. This little book of joy is by Kellyanne Conway — the reigning queen of fake news herself.
In the book, she reportedly goes off on her husband George — accusing him of cheating on her — with Twitter. In the book, Kelly talks about all the time her hub was spending with his other partner, Twitter.
“The numbers don’t lie,” she writes. “Clearly, he was cheating by tweeting. I was having a hard time competing with his new fling.” Yes, this book promises to be a classic. Already, some excerpts have been released and they are ablaze with flaming brilliance.
Conway also expresses frustration that her husband dared to insult “my boss.” That would be Trump. “Whoop-de-do, George,” the Trumper writes with genius. “You are one of the millions of people who don’t like the president. Congrats.”
I am just trembling at the poetic introspection of the words in this book. This could give “The Color Purple” a run for its money! As Joan Rivers used to say, “what a little ray of sunshine.”
Kelly also says all her husband’s tweets about Trump “violated our marriage vows.” Really? I did not know when one gets married, there is a clause that says, “I promise never to tweet my displeasure at Donald Trump for ruining the country.” See? I learned something new!
“When did you become so mean?” Kelly says she asked her husband. Mean? Mean? Has this woman ever taken a realistic look at her former boss? “On one side was my marriage and my husband. One the other was my job and my boss,” she writes philosophically.
I think I know which one I have chosen, but I’m not Kellyanne (thank goodness for that.) Conway talks about how supportive Melania Trump was to her and how shameful she )Kelly) felt about her husband’s tweets. This book will be available soon. I won’t be buying it.
