This is just embarrassing for Donald Trump

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What happens to someone when their narcissism and their id cease getting the attention they need to go on functioning? The answer, of course, is to put out a statement! And of course, the author of such a statement must seek to give their gargantuan id a nice little boost.

So it is no surprise that Donald Trump has released a statement claiming credit for Ukraine’s resistance to the attempted Russian takeover. No, this is true! Trump, of course, is likely stewing in his miserable and polluted juices.

After all — nobody is paying attention to him. Nobody is discussing him on the news — except to say what a moron he is. So in true psychotic fashion, Trump came out with a bizarre statement claiming that there would be “no NATO” if not for him. He also claimed it was he and only he who armed Ukraine.

Claiming Biden sent them “only blankets,” Trump went on to brag. It would seem he has forgotten about his attempts to blackmail Ukraine, which led to his first impeachment. “Let history so note!” He screamed in his statement.

History will note much, but sadly for America’s Traitor, it will not have anything favorable to say at all about Trump. But this is what happens when the id of a narcissist is neglected. Because the id essentially takes over their soul (or non-soul as the case may be), they strike out as only a Stephen King-created child can do.

After all, Trump’s id needs tender loving care. It needs to be nourished with regular compliments and plenty of fake news about what a great guy he is. But the world is tired of trump. The world appears to have developed bone-deep exhaustion from the repeated temper tantrums of the little orange madman. The only thing Trump will ever be remembered for is being the stupidest, most moronic President we’ve ever had the misfortune to have.

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