This is humiliating for Lindsey Graham
A picture really is worth a thousand words. And on this particular day, an image appeared on social media. This picture spoke many words. It spoke of loneliness and desolation. It spoke of internal chaos and insanity.
This image featured a man. Let’ ‘s call him the man in the picture. This man was miles away from his home. In fact, he was in the city that never sleeps — New York City. The man, no more than a tiny speck on this vast earth, could be seen gazing forlornly ahead of him.
But it was the backdrop that stopped people in their tracks. For the backdrop was of a restaurant, an eatery. One could see a small group of people scattered about. The location was Chick-fil-A.
“What’s wrong with him?” someone whispered about the man in the picture. “I showed up,” the man captioned the picture. “I showed you to their Manhattan location today while visiting NYC to send a clear message: Hands off OUR Chick-fil-A!” The man in the picture was Lindsey Graham. He had come to defend HIS Chick-fil-A.
“An absolute fool.” You see, readers, a new bill in New York being proposed would keep eateries at NY rests stops on the NY thruway open seven days a week. Bur Chick-fil-A likes to close on Sundays to have a day of prayer. And now it’s Lindsey to their rescue!
“He’s crazy — isn’t he?” Ah whispers. Whispers will ALWAYS surround Lindsey. This is because, these days, sanity and Graham have broken up, and a reconciliation does not appear in the cards, at least for now.
So, this otherworldly picture made its way to Twitter. Lindsey is protesting. The thing is — even other conservatives thought this move utterly bizarre. Commentator Ashley ST. Clair wrote: “Thanks for the Chick fil a selfie Lindsey. That’ll show them!” Poor, poor Lindsey. He can’t even protest the right way.
