This is going to send the ketchup flying
I write this article on Wednesday. I write this article, thinking about the incoming meltdown. You see dear readers, today is not a good day for the orange do-nothing. Why? Because of — of — of — NUMBERS! Oh NO. The new inflation numbers are out and looking pretty bad for Donald John Trump.
The data shows that prices for groceries and other goods are SOARING! Wow Donald! I’ve got to hand it to you; that is a GREAT way to piss off the American people. Grocery items, in particular, are rising in price. ABC says:
“Egg prices, a closely watched symbol of rising costs, soared 53% in January.”
“Beef prices climbed 5%.”
“Bacon prices jumped 6%.”
Not bacon!
Oh NO! Lock up the ketchup! Keep it locked up nice and tight, or else there WILL be puddles of ketchup all over the White House! But what of Don’s promise? He SAID he’d bring grocery prices down! What happened?
He lied. Lies are, to Donald Trump, what honesty is to the rest of us. The orange creature lies as soon as he opens his mouth. Now here is the truly hilarious part. And I am NOT joking. Trump really said the following: “Biden inflation up!”
HAHAHHAHAHHA! OH MY, It’s like a night out at the comedy club. REALLY, Mr. Trump really? The reason for all this shit on a stick, is because of Trump tariffs. It is TRUMP who caused the prices of goods to skyrocket. But as usual, the nut-job cannot and will not take ANY responsibility.
