This is Donald Trump’s worst nightmare

There has been so much craziness these last few weeks! Now, the Democratic party appears more unified than ever. But I must speak of something quite important, readers, something that perhaps was missed in all the hysteria.

That something is irrelevance. Irrelevant. “Not related to subject at hand.” Guess who (for now anyway) has become irrelevant? The Trump campaign.

And they know it, too, which is probably why I am receiving desperate pleas for money from the Trump campaign. See, nobody is talking about them anymore. Nobody. They have been reduced to scraps of paper pushed carelessly away into the wastepaper basket. They have become irrelevant.

Did you know the Clintons have already come out and endorsed Kamala Harris? Everyone’s talking about it. Did you know that Roe is now firmly back in the conversation? I’ve lost track of how many times it’s been brought up.

Did you know excited people, even reporters are already speculating on whom Harris’s VP might be? So many are excited. So many little puppies barking excitedly about Harris. Did you know that the Trump team put out a message slamming Harris and NOBODY IS EVEN talking about it?

Irrelevant. Like faded rock stars trying to usher in a comeback, the Trump team has been pushed aside in the news. NOTHING makes Trump angrier than when he’s not getting press attention, so this sort of guarantees he will have a meltdown.

And because it’s TRUMP in cognitive decline, the upcoming meltdown will likely involve sharks, Hannibal Lecter, and the deep state.

Did you know that popular Minnesota Senator Amy endorsed Harris? Did you know that the media will be chattering all night, but it will not be about Donald Trump?

No, he has, for now, become irrelevant. He stands as irrelevant as a misshapen tree, irrelevant as a cobwebbed attic that has seen better days. Totally and completely, irrelevant, irrelevant, irrelevant. How that fact must be tearing him apart.