“THEY CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!”

| 8:00 pm EDT September 30, 2022
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Donald John Trump has one thing he loves. That is the green. Trump’s drooling passion for money has always been clear. But there is one other thing Trump also loves dearly. And that is litigation. If there is one thing Trump excels at, it is suing people. Trump and the art of the lawsuit also go together. Whenever Trump gets mad or thinks he’s wronged, he threatens to sue, often doing just that.

Unfortunately, Trump’s skill as a litigant is NOT something he excels in. I say this because Trump usually loses. He is known to bring outlandish claims that many Judges quickly dismiss. He’s the king of the frivolous lawsuit.

So it really is no surprise that Trump reportedly lost his mind after the House decided to impeach him. And according to Maggie Haberman’s book, Trump wanted to sue congress. How does that work exactly? This is a rhetorical question requiring no answer. It does, however, require a few chuckles.

“THEY CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!” That is from Donald Trump, who reportedly went bat-shit crazy at the news he was about to be impeached. Isn’t it great? Vanity Fair had this to say about Trump’s infantile threat of litigation: “Is the Pope catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Is Donald Trump one of the biggest morons on the face of the earth?”

Said so very beautifully, Vanity Fair. Is Trump the dumbest guy in the room, or what? Did he possibly imagine something like that was even feasible and would work? Well — yeah. He probably did, which is why of course, Trump IS the dumbest guy in the room.

For four years, we had an idiot as President. It is a massive relief that the man didn’t get the whole of the country killed. Obviously, that lawsuit would have been a non-starter — just like Donald Trump’s Presidential abilities. He truly is the dumbest man in the room.