These QAnon loons are even further gone than we thought

| 9:00 pm EDT March 16, 2022
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Not THEM again! It’s, of course, them again. By “them,” I refer to the group of idiots known to the world as “QAnon.” QAnon’s conspiracy theories have always come with (more) than a touch of absurd.

In the last few years of this miserable group’s existence, the country has lived through excited Q chirps that JFK Jr. is still alive and coming to a concert hall near you, that Megyn Kelly is OJ Simpson’s ex-wife, Nicole Brown-Simpson and that Democrats drink blood.

Well, brace yourselves. Another ridiculous theory has entered the building. And like molten lava, it’s pouring forth from within the babbling mouths of Q members everywhere. Some in Q believe Trump is sending secret messages to them. I do not doubt that he IS doing just that and the message I think he’s sending is “gimme all your money.”

But Q believes otherwise. See, Q believes Trump is mispronouncing “China” on purpose. These believers think it is all part of a secret code. Cue Twilight Zone music, please.

The theory goes like this: There is a place in Ukraine called Chy-na. Trump often mispronounces China. Therefore it stands to reason (in the insane minds of these cultists) that Trump never meant CHINA — he meant CHY-NA — the Chy-na in Ukraine. The Ukrainian location where COVID-19 REALLY originated.

This little place in Ukraine is part of the name of a small village. Its full name on Google maps is “Shpyl’chyna.” One of the meanings of CHY-NA is “price.” Q put it together as “China” would “pay the price for spreading Covid, which assolini had said.

But NOW they think, because of the two words — Chy-na and Price — that Trump was speaking to them in secret code, whispering to them that Ukraine’s Cy-na is who he REALLY meant would pay the price.

Do you have a headache yet, dear readers? I am sorry to have to have brought this insane, bizarro, and pathetic theory to you, but this is, after all, The Palmer Report — where you can always find the truth — even if that “truth” is batshit crazy.