These QAnon loons are even further gone than we thought

| 9:00 pm EST December 8, 2021
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It is undoubtedly surreal sharing the earth with a cult. And that is exactly what QAnon is. Every day they seem to dream up another bizarre conspiracy. And their latest one was, as usual, not true. So what is this mysterious Q theory? Well — I can say that Sylvester Stallone has the starring role.

Stallone is not one who anybody would expect to be associated with a cult. And indeed, he is innocent of what Q has accused him of. Here is where the confusion started. Stallone shared a post on Instagram. In it, he was wearing a hat. The hat featured a Q on it.

See where this is going? His caption did not help matters. Here is what it said: “Heading into the storm…”

Oh no! Hardly any time at all had gone by when excited cult members everywhere began tweeting, posting, exclaiming — excitedly — that Stallone was one of them. The poor guy. I do feel for him. In fact, the chatter became so frantic and unending that Stallone was forced to clarify.

He explained the “Q” that cultists were so excited about was a reference to a boat. He also included these words: “NOT anything else.” He also clarified the caption. “Heading into the storm…as IN THUNDERSTORM!!!! We are in a jet, for god sake flying through the rain!”

It appears the craziness of the cult was too much even for Rocky. So now Q can go back to some of their other more realistic theories, such as JFK Jr. being alive, Megyn Kelly being the reincarnation of Nicole Brown-Simpson, and that the world is imminently ending sometime soon.

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