These MAGA loons are even further off the deep end than ever

| 9:01 pm EST February 27, 2022
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There seems to be a massive malfunctioning of robots going on all across Twitter. Those robots are out of control. The mechanical neurons that make up their carefully honed brain-stems are wildly out of whack. And the Stepford spinning has created a Twitter tidal wave and shows something important — Maga sucks at math.

Allow me if you will to elaborate. President Biden has been hard at work doing many things. One of these things is mulling over who our next Supreme Court Justice will be. And he’s made his decision, picking someone who is the cream of the crop where legal talent is concerned.

But Maga is angry! Maga is also puzzled. They’re struggling to understand something. Why NOW? WHY! Why NOW? This is the cry heard around the internet. WHY is President Biden nominating a Supreme Court Justice while Russia and Ukraine are fighting, these robots demand to know. Shouldn’t he be concentrating on other things, some of them demand to know.

This concern for Ukraine is deeply surprising, considering Maga supports a man who has only just come out in support of Putin, calling him a “genius.” But Maga is struggling to make sense of it all.

We always knew Maga was a cult. We also knew they could be disruptive, angry, and violent. But now we know something else. We know Maga sucks at arithmetic. It’s really very simple. President Biden had already announced he’d make his selection at the end of February.

And he did. He announced his selection on February 25, 2022. February is a short month. There are only a few days left in February. See how that works?

Many a patient Democrat tried explaining this amazing mathematical concept to Maga, but most of them did not appear to understand the reasoning — or at least the ones I saw. So now we can add mathematics to the list of Maga failures.