These MAGA loons are even further gone than we thought

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I do hope Palmer Report readers are making the most of summer! Whether you’re at the beach, out for a nice meal, or just staying home, chances are you’re lots happier than these people.

“The polls are wrong!!’

“Deep state!”

Oh dear. Yes, the cries of paranoid agony you hear are indeed from MAGA. As Palmer Report has told you, a recent wave of polling showed excellent news for President Biden. And Maga has heard all about it; of course they have. And let’s just say they’re not taking it well.

“The game is to control you and everything!”

I am wondering how relaxed Maga would be if they took some time off from deep-state paranoia and did a little meditation, perhaps had a picnic, or took a walk around their block.

“They’re making inflation go down on purpose!!”

Alas, it is not to be. Ah, Maga. The insanity is alive and well and blazing within you. For your amusement, I have collected some MAGA comments for your viewing pleasure. While it’s easy to laugh (and this writer has done LOTS of that), I believe these comments do highlight just what damaged goods Maga are, damaged and broken, unable to be put back together again.

Some of the comments are also quite sad. Imagine holding this much fear and paranoia in one’s soul. It cannot be healthy, that’s for sure.

So I ask you to kick back and get into the heads — just for a few minutes, of real MAGA people, posting real loony things:

“I suspect the same or worse corruption we saw in 2020.”

“I’m afraid the swamp is much deeper and more powerful than us regular folks could ever imagine.”

“Biden is one of them.”

“I agree. I have a pit in my stomach.”

“I believe the Biden plan is to make us all poor and cause us all to depend on the government. Why else would they make inflation so high?”

“Biden will get votes form millions of illegals.”

“these liberals want their stuff and can’t fend for themselves.”

“Terrible news for Turmp.”

“This has got to be some kind of parallel universe.”

“But every other poll has trump by a landslide.”

“He wants to declare martial law and cancel elections.”

“Fox is slicing and dicing polls.”

“Merely an attempt to manipulate the public.”

(This writer LOVES the next one)

“If Biden wins you will ask forgiveness for what you have done.”

“Remember the Lion King.” (This writer has no idea what the Lion King has to do with Trump.)

“This is liberals trying to change the course of the election.”

“I will be voting for the convicted felon.”

“It’s all about how they phrased the questions.”

“If true, the LSD has got in the water supply.”

“the anxiety is dripping off these comments.”

Is it not sad, readers? These peoples’ brains have, like cheap plastic, broken into millions of tiny pieces.