There’s something wrong with Samuel Alito

| 6:00 pm EDT May 21, 2024
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We all know that Extreme Court Justice Alito is a sulky little boy at heart, just like his messiah, Donald Trump. Alito has always been, this writer feels, the worst Justice on the court. He is so clearly NOT what he tries to make himself out to be (an intelligent and respected Jurist) that it is just laughable.

Alito’s absurd and childish stunt, putting up an upside-down flag, has spurred on virtuous calls for him to resign from virtually everywhere. It’s a lousy story for the witch-obsessed Alito. It is not over yet. I am waiting for these mysterious “neighbors” to be interviewed. You know it’s going to happen.

But I did not think Alito would possibly get involved in ANOTHER scandal coming so close to the MAGA flag one. I was wrong. It’s now been reported that Alito sold his Bud Light shares. That does not sound so bad, yes?

Only — Alito seems to have sold them amid the GOP-crazed meltdown that came from a transgender person being involved in their marketing campaign. This activist, Dylan Mulvaney, was heavily involved in promoting the beer, resulting, as you may recall, in Republican nitwits going NUTS.

It appears Alito was one of those people. This all went down in the summer of 2023. Republicans were at their most repulsive, dimming their Bid light states and calling for boycotts. Alito seems to have heeded the call of the pile — the Republican pile of shit that smoldered angrily, furious that Trans people could have equal rights.

Alito is not long for this court.That is my opinion. He is getting even more pushback than Clarence Thomas ever did. People are demanding he recuse or resign entirely. I add my voice. Fly Sammy. Fly away, a bird of prey soaring into the sky, leaving your humiliating work as a Justice far behind.

Fly off to the homes of rich people, of rabid republican women haters. Circle over men’s only country clubs. Perhaps you will try to peck at a few ladybirds on your journey, although these birds will almost certainly flatten you if you try.

Fly to the ends of the earth, Sammy, for that is where oddballs like you belong. Leave your baggage behind and go on holiday. Perhaps pay a visit to a witch museum. Maybe mingle with your fellow injustice collecting Republicans whom you can mutter with about unfair life treats you. Just fly fly far away, out of our hair and out of our lives.