There’s nothing left of Donald Trump’s brain

Good day, readers! I do hope fervently you are having a much better day than President asshole. If you tuned in to Donald Trump’s first cabinet meeting (I unfortunately did), you may have seen a limp and seemingly invisible Trump, letting Elon Musk take over the whole meeting. Musk managed very well to say nothing at all as he bragged about how well he was doing.

Trump invited Muskie to speak first, and one could have heard a pin drop as Elon began to brag — and to talk — to mind-numbingly talk. If anyone reading this ever wondered if a person could speak while managing to say nothing at all, let me assure you that they can. I heard it for myself. None of the other cabinet members spoke (at first), and when they eventually DID, nobody said anything of any importance. And through it all there was Donald J. Trump.

Donald J. Trump, looking like a spaced out puppy on a dog day afternoon, appeared extremely and extraordinarily dazed and confused. However, he did rouse himself long enough to declare if anybody in his cabinet dared to criticize the Muskie, they would be ejected from the room.

In this writer’s opinion, reporters asked questions that were not answered in any satisfying way. Trump looked like a bump on Musk’s log as he gazed ahead, perhaps thinking — thinking of WHAT? Perhaps of golf or cheeseburgers or Hannibal Lecter coming for supper. You know, my friends, you know. The IMPORTANT things.

All in all, it went about how one would expect a Trump Cabinet meeting to go. Trump did not dominate, very few other people who spoke said anything of importance and Trump looked like he had no idea where he was.