The worst Supreme Court Justice of all

| 10:00 pm EST December 7, 2022
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It just does not end with the extreme court. On and on they go in their mad attempts to make the American people’s lives as miserable as possible. In light of Monday’s court shitshow, where both Alito and Gorsuch threw away all attempts at trying to look sane, Twitter is crawling with people unable to believe there are such morons on the highest court in the land.

And make no mistake, there are six lunatics ready, willing, and oh so able to throw away honor in the name of the federalist society. So I thought it might be nice to have a little contest — based on one question. Which Justice is the WORST Justice?

It’s an interesting question to ponder. And so many choices. But there can be only one winner. So let’s look at the candidates. First up is Clarence Thomas, who wants to come for contraception and gay marriage and whose wife is suspected of being an insurrectionist. Definitely not your average Justice, to be sure! But is he the worst of the worst, the ultimate bottom of the barrel?

Nipping at his heels is Brett Kavanaugh. A fan of beer and well — beer — nobody can forget his arrogance, particularly when he talked about flatulence and asking Senator Klobuchar if she was an alcoholic. Definitely, someone the GOP would want on the court.

And then there’s Alito. (He’s got my vote.)
Alito, who just alienated much of the country by making Ku Klux Klan jokes, also seems to adore insulting his fellow Justices, Barack Obama, and just about everyone who doesn’t agree with him. And in his spare time, when writing briefs, he apparently sees nothing wrong with quoting ancient witch judges and being accused of leaking opinions.

Then there’s Neil “corporations are people” Gorsuch. Gorsuch just accused the state of Colorado of forcing someone into a “reeducation program,” which shows Gorsuch’s ignorance. He’s a slippery one, though.

With his soft voice and quiet smile, Gorsuch likes to reel people in and often said people do not suspect a maniac lurks behind the seemingly ordinary exterior. Amy Coney Barrett suggested pregnant women can have the baby and drop it off at a local fire department rather than get an abortion. Nuff said.

And John Roberts is supposed to be the leader of these birdbrains! He has shown himself to be probably the worst leader out there. So feel free to vote for the worst extreme court justice. Maybe it’s all six.

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