THE WEAKEST LINK
The Trump children, who remind me creepily of the kids in Stephen King’s “Children of the Corn”, will be testifying against Daddy-oh. I’m sure it will not be a pleasant experience for ANY of them. But there is one Trump spawn that this will be particularly messy for, according to NBC correspondent Ryan Reilly, one Trump child of corn, who is the “weakest link” — the one who just might blow a gasket.
This child, this bad seed, is Donald Trump Junior. Ah yes, the emotionally stable Junior. This will undoubtedly not be a fun time for the screaming progeny of Donald. Reilly said that Junior (the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, Insurrectionist party, Twitter) is the weakest link., the one most likely to get testy.
“I think Don Jr. is most like his father and sort of gets really revved up very easily,” Reilly said. “It does seem to get him really heated and poke at him in the right way. I think that is the one where I expect the most explosive testimony.”
Junior, who is greasier than a pack of McDonald’s French Fries, is notorious like his daddy for having temper tantrums and going off his rocker. Perhaps this will happen in court; that would be something to see.
I have long ruminated on who, if anyone, on this great big planet is stupider than Don Junior. In all my ruminations, I have come up with nobody. Perhaps you will succeed where I failed.
Junior is the bear that is easy to poke. I imagine the lawyers will have a field day with him. He likely WILL be the weak link, the most hostile, most easily manipulated witness of the Trump children. We’ll see.
