The RNC is about to have an insane weekend

No Trump fake Presidential candidacy could EVER really be complete without a phony partner in crime, a fellow lunatic fringe, an artificially flavored moron to accompany Trump around, nipping at his heels and pretending to adore him.

To that end, Donald Trump’s upcoming weekend will be quite dramatic as he meets with several lapdogs, who fervently hope he picks THEM to be chief Trump plaything. It’s the RNC Spring donor retreat! Trump and the above-mentioned people will be there. Let’s take a look at who is on this list for head sycopant.

Little Marco Rubio! The Florida zombie is reportedly being considered for fake VP! Marco would be an awful, simply terrible choice, so I suspect he’s at the top of the list. There is no word on whether Rubio is being fed antivirus software to ensure he won’t deprogram at the event as he did on stage with Chris Christie.

Then we have JD Vance, who is getting LOTS of negative attention for saying Mike Pence was never in danger from the J-6ers. The man who once called Trump, America’s Hitler seems to be foaming at the mouth at the thought of being chosen for this unique and special position,

Third — Doug Burgam. Who?

Number four is Vivek! Yes, the cardboard cutout will be there, smarmy and glittering and not punchline-free. One wonders whether he’ll let anyone else talk.

Elise Stefanik will be there, likely ass-kissing in the way only she can. Dog murderer, sociopath, and pathetic piece of human trash, Kristy Noem, will be there. All dogs should be cleared off the property immediately.

Tim “I love, you, Donald”, Scott will be there! Scott, whose face should be featured in all dictionaries, next to the word “shameless,” is determined to make Donald notice him.

So, in short, this human shitshow should be quite something, with stale, rancid, foul, Trump-simpering psychos all pushing each other aside in vampiric blood-lust, all determined to be the one to suck the blood out of the Republican party.