The real reason Donald Trump is mailing it in

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Empty. That’s Donald Trump’s campaign schedule, and it looks as empty as a cornfield at dusk. Where are all the events, and where is the planner with a schedule crammed with campaign dates for the little felon? Trump is campaigning less and less these days. I do have a theory about why. It’s actually several theories all rolled into one BIG theory.

First, Trump’s still trying to get over being taken apart by Kamala Harris. This is a humiliation one doubts he
will ever truly recover from, and one would imagine the knock knocks in his head, are whispers from his ID that he was seen for the cruel shitbag that he is.

Then there’s the lack of funds. Kamala has been outraising him crazy. Her numbers are off the charts, and his are plunging downward. That can’t be good for his ego. There are his cognitive issues that peak out often, usually when Trump is giving a speech. One can see the destabilization of Trump’s brain as Hannibal Lecter, sharks, and Harry frequently peek out of his brain to wave at his (tiny) audience.

Last but certainly not least — barely anyone is coming to his rallies. Have you taken a look lately? Oh, they’ll come out in Montana. But New York? Arizona? Not hardly. All this creates the great bubble that surrounds Trump, keeping him safe and cozy at home, a demented traitor who perhaps is far more comfort able yelling crazed comments from truth social than meeting his voters.

So there he sits, the Grandfather of pain. There he rocks, a serpent of the night. There he is situated, this hog-wild, hair-brained zombie. Here he rocks, back and forth, back and forth, like an old fan aimlessly making a steady motion as he rocks the election away.

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