The next Republican debate is already shaping up to be a disaster

| 6:00 pm EST November 6, 2023
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The third Republican debate is set to happen this Wednesday. I predict it will be a disaster. The stakes are higher for all these failures. So here is what I believe will happen: Everything will be BIGGER.

The fighting between Nikki Haley and Tim Scott, perhaps about curtains, will be bigger. Vivek’s utter obnoxiousness will be bigger. Pudding Fingers Desperado will be bigger. Chris Christie’s insults will be bigger.

For the republican candidates, everything will be illuminated. Everything will be bigger, louder, and more desperate than debates before. All of these candidates are losing. They have to make their mark. So they will try, but what you will have here is a bunch of reptiles, all trying to hunt, catch, and eat the others.

It’ll be like watching Animal House (not the classic great film .) . I’m talking about the kind of Animal house where it’s survival of the fittest as all the candidates set out to destroy the others.

It will happen. And I’ll be watching. Who can win? Who can come up triumphant? The answer to that question is none of them. None of these fools are fit to be in the same ROOM, as Biden, let alone be president.

And this is the chance to finally observe the deep pinnacles of desperation. All of them will have only one thought in their (brains?) It’s all about ME! Perhaps they will have a few other ragtag thoughts. I can see the thoughts rolling in candidate brain-cells right now.

How do I WIN?! Am I smiling enough? Did I compliment Trump enough? I got the loudest claps. I think I got the loudest boos. I need to interrupt more! Make sure to hit Scott and Nikki on the curtain conundrum.

Could Trump be watching? Will he pick me up for VP? Please, PLEASE. Send Trump to prison before I have to drop out. Make sure to mention the word woke and make sure to mention it at least half a dozen times. So yes, this sad little pit-stop the remaining GOP candidates are making cannot go anywhere but down. It might be somewhat fun watching the animals rip each other to pieces.

Dear Palmer Report readers, we all understand the difficult era we're heading into. Major media outlets are caving to Trump already. Even the internet itself and publishing platforms may be at risk. But Palmer Report is nonetheless going to lead the fight. We're funding our 2025 operating expenses now, so we can keep publishing no matter what happens. I'm asking you to contribute if you can, because the stakes are just so high. You can donate here.