The most monstrous Republican of all
“Mirror, mirror on the wall; who is the most monstrous republican of them all?”
The Mirror may take some time to answer that question. This is because the republican party is engaged in a pissing contest right now.
This contest is sweeping the party like some hysterical Samuel Alito witch quote. And it is this: Which republican is the biggest monster of them all?
In that regard, the GOP appears to be trying to “out-monster each other.” This contest is brought to you by the Republican party and comes with a caveat. That caveat is “Anything goes.” So whose name will the mirror whisper back? Let’s take a look.
First, we have Nikki Haley. In her desperate wish to become president, which will never in a million years come to fruition, she is now attacking Ron Desantis, saying his “don’t say gay” bill doesn’t go far enough. I told you — it’s the “anything goes” strategy. And believe me, there is a great deal of competition in this arena.
Not to be outdone in the cruelty department, Mike Pence is calling for a national abortion ban, an end to the abortion pill, AND the privatization of social security. Let’s congratulates Mikey on firmly putting to bed any rumor that he has any moral decency.
Not to be outdone is the god of public screw-ups, Ron DeSantis. DeSantis is now blaming the removal of books in Florida classrooms on the teachers. This is not a joke.
Desantis is also reaching new levels of fresh paranoia by claiming the teachers are doing this because they’re out to make him look bad. Paranoia will destroy you, Ron. Better to get hold of it now. There are many more. Rumor has it Tim Scott is getting into the race, and you’d better believe he’s got some cruel tricks up his sleeve.
This all says so much about the GOP and Maga. The candidates are indirectly saying they can’t get votes unless they’re cruel and racist. Congratulations republicans! THAT you’re succeeding at. So, Mirror on the wall, who is the most monstrous of them all? Mirror — all of the above.
